Hello everyone, and welcome back to another month of the Line Rider Roundup! You might notice that I am, in fact, NOT my dear friend Jade “twigxcabaret” Branches, but instead some other, less impressive person. Jade has done incredible work with the Line Rider Roundup over the course of her time running this newsletter, but alas—between moving out, her job, and school, she has very understandably decided to step down from the helljob known as “Main Reviewer” for the sake of her sanity. Luckily for you, I, September Hofmann, am in fact THE most sane person in the Line Rider community—and also I can’t help but to make long, meandering reviews of Line Rider tracks! So it was only natural that I would step up as the Femoid Monarch of this literary ant colony and smash the hypothetical “general audience” appeal of this publication to micro-smithereens. So with a heaping dollop of pretension, I formally welcome you to…